Thoughts From The Middle of Nowhere

Category: Humour

  • Seen

    I saw a bumper sticker the other day that really tickled my fancy.<br />n<br />n<blockquote><strong>What Would John Galt Do?</strong></blockquote><br />n<br />nFor some reason it really struck me and I was laughing so hard the kids thought I was going to wreck the vehicle. Of course, they didn't get the humour of it.

  • Study

    The <http://www.nhtsa.dot.gov/">National Highway Traffic Safety Administration</a> recently sponsored a study about what were peoples final words when they were in a SUV crash. I know, weird thing to study but you know the government. They found something very interesting in this study. Throughout the US, with the exception of Montana, the last thing people said…

  • Birds Of a Feather

    Robert Rapier over at R-Squared Energy Blog has one that is just too good. He takes on Democratic presidential hopeful <a href="http://i-r-squared.blogspot.com/2007/06/edwards-calls-for-anti-trust.html">John Edward's call to investigate the oil companies</a>. Why is this necessary? Because teenagers can't afford to fill up their SUV's and Hummers.<br />n<br />nI feel so sorry for them. I'm just crying big…

  • The Dot

    A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something<br />nexciting and tell it to the class the next day. When the time came to<br />npresent what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on,<br />nwalked up to the front of the class with a piece of chalk, made a small<br />nwhite…

  • Nuclear Power

    A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.<br />nHe immediately turns to her and makes his move. You know," he says,"<br />nI've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with<br />nyour fellow passenger. So let's talk."<br />nThe blonde, who had just opened her…

  • Eating Organic

    <center><img width='550' height='352' border='0' hspace='5' src='http://www.sarpysam.com/sarpysam/uploads/organic_caveman.gif' alt='' /></center><br />n<br />nI found this over at <a href="http://www.consumerfreedom.com/cartoons.cfm">The Center for Consumer Freedom</a> and couldn't resist.<br />n<br />

  • You Might Live In Montana

    I received this from a friend via e-mail and couldn't resist posting it.<br />n<br />nJeff Foxworthy's comments on Montana:<br />n<br />n<br />n1. If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Great Falls, Billings or Bozeman (while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn)………You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n2. If parking your…

  • Peace Protest

    I am not normally one for peace protests but this one piqued my interest and I might join in, not thinking it will help any, but just for the fun.<br />n<br />n<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061120/ap_on_fe_st/peace_orgasm" >Calif. couple calls for orgasm for peace</a><br />n<br />n<blockquote>Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of…

  • Halloween

    A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />nWalking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />n<br…

  • Winblows

    <a href="http://www.itworld.com/Comp/2218/061025vistabug/">Bug causes Microsoft to push Vista RTM to Nov. 8</a><br />n<br />n<blockquote>PC manufacturers that expected to get their hands on the final version of Windows Vista on Wednesday have to wait a couple more weeks for the OS, according to sources familiar with the company's plans.<br />n<br />nMicrosoft Corp. originally targeted Wednesday for Vista's…