Category: quote
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Quotes
<strong>A man needs a wife. There's lots of things you can't blame on the Government. Jed Clampett</strong><br />n<br />n<strong>It would be really nice to be a cow or horse or any other critter on your place, but it's hell being a piece of equipment. Damn you treat your pickup rough.</strong> My Hired Hand
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Stand Alone Quote
<strong>"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams</strong>
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Interesting Thought
<b>Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. Will Rogers</b>
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Thought Provoking Quotes
Some would say these quotes describe the US. Any thoughts.<br />n<br />n<b>Ask yourself why totalitarian dictatorships find it necessary to pour money and effort into propaganda for their own helpless, chained, gagged slaves, who have no means of protest or defense. The answer is that even the humblest peasant or the lowest savage would rise…
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Sue The Post Office
<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060222/ap_on_go_su_co/scotus_mail">Justices Allow Postal Customers to Sue</a><br />n<br />nI saw this headline and got very excited. Maybe I could use the threat of a lawsuit to get our local Post Office to let me have my mail instead of holding it for weeks on end before finally deciding to give it to me. It really…
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Stupidity
<b>The problem with the world is stupidity. Not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? Frank Zappa</b>
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Bull
<b>After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it ….up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep ….your mouth shut.–Will Rogers</b><br />n<br />nP.S. This deserved to stand on it's own.