Category: Humour

I have always wondered how Santa and the reindeer flew. <a title="Santa Cited for Marijuana Possession" href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20041217/ap_on_fe_st/santa_pot" target="_blank">Now I know</a>.<br />n<br />n<blockquote>A deputy who works at the school found the marijuana while searching the coat for identification after a teacher found it in the bathroom. The man dressed as Santa approached the deputy a short…

Lord Sam, Has an interesting ring to it. For around $60 you can <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/odd_britain_title_dc" target="_blank">buy an English Title</a> to spice up your name maybe as a Christmas gift. <br />n<br />nNOTE: The real nobility says this doesn't count since a genuine British title cannot be purchased. Sounds like somebody has "title envy."<br />n<br />n<b>And…

Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a restaurant in Ohio. One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from Montana. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.<br />n<br />nThe guy from Texas began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from…

Subject: Illegal Aliens in Canada<br />n<br />n"The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray…

I have mentioned that sometimes I have memory problems and I heard this joke which fit right in with that theme.<br />n<br />nTwo old men were sitting on the porch when out of the house came a dog. The one man asked the other what the name of the dog was. He hemmed and hawed…

A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "No. This is a bar and we don't sell grapes." The duck leaves.<br />n<br />nThe next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "I told you yeaterday. This is a…

I see that early voting has begun in <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=174642&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312" target="_blank">Florida</a>. They list a lot of states that hve early voting but as usual Montana has missed the list even though you can early vote. Even the Presidential candidates are taking note of this. <br />n<br />n<a href="http://www.thedailyfarce.com/national.cfm?story=2004/10/national_floridiansareaskednottoscrewitupagain_10200400015" target="_blank">Floridians Urged Not To Screw Up The…