Category: Humour
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Insurance
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.<br />n <br />n "Ever have an accident?"<br />n <br />n "Nope, nary a one."<br />n <br />n "None? You've never had any accidents."<br />n <br />n "Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."<br />n <br…
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Advertising
There has been <a href="http://www.webpronews.com/news/ebusinessnews/wpn-45-20050208GoDaddySuperBowlAdControversy.html" target="_new">some buzz</a> about one of the Super Bowl commercials this year. Some people say it's a controversy but I think the company, <a href="http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/default.asp" target="_new">GoDaddy</a>, is just playing up the hype to increase it's advertising effect. I hadn't seen the commercial but I did find a link for it and…
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Ironic Truths
COWS:<br />nIt is amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. They also tracked her calves to their stalls … but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we…
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Stress
I received this in an e-mail yesterday and thought I was going to die laughing. Thought I would share. The emphasized ones really apply to me.<br />n<br />nYou Know you are a Stressed-Out Rancher When:<br />n<br />n*You start talking to your dog in the front seat — asking for advice.<br />n<br />n<u>*Somebody mentions drinking from…
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Internet
The Internet is a vast store of information for people to use. But some of the information makes you wonder why people put it on the Internet at all.<br />n<br />n<blockquote> A 50-year-old Reno man who was hospitalized after he castrated himself told police he learned of the procedure on the Internet and did so…
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Joke
Even comedians can't come up with jokes that make me laugh as much as I did at <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/output/entertainment/cst-nws-hatch19.html" target="_new">Hatch's recent fiasco</a>. I mean how stupid can you be. Win one million dollars on national TV and then not claim it on your income tax. Did he really think the IRS wasn't going to figure…
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Thought
Maybe <a href="http://billingsgazette.com/blog/politics/index.php?p=19">this</a> is just God's way of protecting us from the ravages of those out to "help" us. We can hope.<br />n<br />n<b>Politics are such a torment that I would advise every one I love not to mix with them. Thomas Jefferson</b>
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City life
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his <br />n first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my <br />n old truck in the corral," Joe began. <br />n "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. <br />n "I…
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Joke
A cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going…
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Swedish
A little girl came home from Sunday School one day and informed her mother, "Jesus was from Sweden."<br />n<br />nThe mother asked her, "Jesus was the son of David which would make him Jewish."<br />n<br />nThe little girl responded, "I know he's from Sweden, my Sunday School teacher told us so."<br />n<br />n"What exactly did…