Category: Humour
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Joke
Question: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?<br />n<br />nThe answer is over at <a href="http://www.guru-international.com/gday_mate/archives/2005/05/05/fortune-of-the-day-73">G'day Mate</a>. I enjoyed it.
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Cow in Labor
One day, a cattle farmer heard one of his cows lowing out in the mud pit behind the barn. It sounded like she was in hard labor. He went out, and, sure enough, it was a breech. <br />n<br />nHe tried to turn the calf around, but it was too late — the legs were…
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McDonald’s versus Submarines
I come across this while searching how to resize a reiserfs partition. I thought I was going to die laughing. Most of this humor will only be understood by another submariner but they are very good. Enjoy.<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />n<b>The Top 100 Reasons McDonald's is better than Submarines</b><br />n<br />n<br />n 1) No McORSE<br…
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C Revolution
I mentioned before <a href="http://nowherethoughts.net/sarpysam/archives/899-Business-Blogging.html" target="_new">Blogs were going towards business</a> and found one that I thought was a blog of this kind but didn't mention it until I knew what the deal was. I finally figured it out, it isn't really related to a buisness but it is sponsered by the Maryland Lottery and whether…
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I Now Understand
<a href="http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/node/7536" target="_new">This</a> explains a whole lot about my childhood. It would have never occured to me that was the problem. My kids don't have that problem, they're all adorable.<br />n<br />n<b>I do not understand! I understand nothing! I cannot understand nor do I want to understand! I want to believe! To Believe! Jean-Paul Sartre</b>
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Magic
A young cowpoke and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this father?"<br />n<br />nThe father (never having seen an elevator) responded "Son, I have never…
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A New Plan
I see Ed of <a href="http://www.billingsgazette.com/blog/citylights/index.php" target="_new">City Lights</a> fame is talking about how <a href="http://www.billingsgazette.com//index.php?id=1&display=rednews/2005/04/03/build/local/45-city-lights.inc" target="_new">"Licenses can easily verify competency."</a> The article is Ed's usual tounge in cheek look at things on a Sunday morning but I do find his proposal at the end interesting.<br />n<br />n<blockquote>While we're at it, why not require a license…
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Solution to the Social Security Problem
There has been a lot of talk over the past few months about the Social Security system. The <a href="http://www.billingsgazette.com//index.php?id=1&display=rednews/2005/03/31/build/nation/65-bush-ss.inc" target="_new">President</a> is destroying/saving the system depending on who you talk to and people are trying to figure the whole situation out. The one thing that both sides of the debate agree on is that the…
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Watching Myself
I am going to have to watch myself here. I have just found out about the <a href="http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/" target="_new">Apostrophe Protection Society</a> in today's <a href="http://www.billingsgazette.com//index.php?id=1&display=rednews/2005/03/28/build/state/65-apostrophe-society.inc" target="_new">Billings Gazette</a> and I don't want them coming after me. Beware everybody on that apostrophe use, they might get you.<br />n<br />n<b>I bring you a warning. Every one of you…
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A Rancher’s Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. The widow was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it. But she knew she couldn't do it by herself, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Finding somebody was…