Category: Humour

I will seek and find you . . .<br />nI shall take you to bed and have my way with you<br />nI will make you ache, shake &amp; sweat until you moan &amp; groan.<br />nI will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.<br />nI will exhaust you to the point that you…

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies<br />n<br />n1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of<br />nboiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost<br />ninstantly removed.<br />n<br />n2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by<br />ngetting someone else to hold them while you chop away.<br…

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.<br />n<br />nNever pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.<br />n<br />nIf you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.<br />n<br />nAnd finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.<br />n<br…

A little boy wanted $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing<br />nhappened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50.<br />nWhen the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they<br />ndecided to forward it to the President of the United States as a joke.<br />n<br />nThe President was…

A father and son went hunting together for the first time.<br />nThe father said, Stay here and be very QUIET. Ill be across<br />nthe field.<br />n<br />nAn hour later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and<br />nran back to his son.<br />n<br />n"What's wrong?", the father asked. " I told you to be quiet!"<br…

Dear Lord,<br />n<br />nI pray for:<br />nWisdom to understand a man,<br />nLove to forgive him and;<br />nPatience for his moods.<br />nBecause Lord, if I pray for strength, I will just beat him to death.<br />

Thanks to <a href="http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2005/07/cowboy.html">Peskie at G'day mate</a> for this. I thought I would die laughing.<br />n<br />nCowboy<br />n<br />nThe Easterner had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to buy himself the spread of his dreams in Wyoming.<br />n<br />n"So, what did you name the ranch?" asked his best…

Shocking. Randy introduces us to a <a href="http://www.sfolife.net/wp-trackback.php?p=1178">danger in our society</a> that we haven't recognized up to now. Please go read this shocking information and what we can do about it. It is very eye-opening.<br />n<br />n<b>"Danger! What danger do you foresee?"<br />nHolmes shook his head gravely. "It would cease to be a danger if…

A lady from Missoula, Montana, who believed the environment was all important, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. <br />n<br />nAs she…

I found this interesting, maybe it gives me as a man an insight to women. My Darling Wife found it funny too. <a class="block_level" href="http://www.sarpysam.com/archives/982-Interesting.html#extended">Continue reading "Interesting"</a>