Category: Humour
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Political Humour
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."<br />n<br />nThe man consulted…
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Family Situation
I recieved the following story via e-mail and wanted to share it with everybody. It provides a very important observation on life in the moral of the story. Enjoy.<br />n<br />nI was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and<br />nso we decided to get married. My friends encouraged me.…
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Laugh Line
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked.<br />nThe rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"<br />nThe lady replied "Yes".<br />n"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm just westing".<br />n<br />n<a href="http://flitzyphoebie.blogspot.com/2006/03/lions-tigers-and-rabbits-oh-my.html">Bonita</a> says this is an old joke. I've never heard…
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Talk About Funny
<a href="http://www.billingsgazette.com//index.php?tl=1&display=rednews/2006/01/08/build/nation/58-mouse-fire.inc">Mouse Thrown Into Fire Sets Home Ablaze</a><br />n<br />n<blockquote>A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man's house and set it on fire.</blockquote><br />n<br />n<b>Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit…
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I Understand
<a href="http://www.billingsgazette.com/index.php?display=rednews/2006/01/06/build/state/32-escaped-cow.inc">Cow flees packing plant, dodges vehicles, train before recapture</a><br />n<br />n<blockquote>A cow that escaped a slaughterhouse here dodged vehicles, ran in front of a train, braved the icy Missouri River and took three tranquilizer darts before being recaptured six hours later.</blockquote><br />n<br />nNow, I like a good chunk of beef as much as the…
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Greeting
Mike K. dropped this in my comments on the <a href="http://nowherethoughts.net/sarpysam/archives/1423-Over-the-Edge.html">Over the Edge</a> post but it deserved to be up in the main section here. Thanks Mike for the Greeting and I pass it on to all of my readers.<br />n<br />nFrom: Me ("the wishor")<br />n<br />nTo: You ("hereinafter called the wishee") and those you…
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Rare Sighting
<center><a href='http://www.sarpysam.net/gallery/wildlife/jack12192005?full=1'><img width='250' height='241' border='0' hspace='5' src='http://www.sarpysam.net/gallery/albums/wildlife/jack12192005.thumb.jpg' alt='' /></a></center><br />n<br />nAn immature white jackalope. Not very often do you see a jackalope before they sprout thier horns. Enjoy the rare sight. <img src="http://www.sarpysam.com/templates/default/img/emoticons/smile.png" alt=":-)" class="emoticon" /><br />n<br />n<b>I know it's a rare privilege, but if one can really tackle something in adult life that means…
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Baby Found in Barn
INFANT DISCOVERED IN BARN, CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES LAUNCH PROBE<br />n<br />nNazareth Carpenter Being Held On Charges Involving Underage Mother<br />n<br />nBETHLEHEM, JUDEA – Authorities were today alerted by a concerned citizen who noticed a family living in a barn. Upon arrival, Family Protective Service personnel, accompanied by police, took into protective care an infant child,…
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The Facts of Life
1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.<br />n 2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.<br />n 3. Money can't buy happiness…But it sure makes misery easier to live with.<br />n 4. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.<br />n 5.…
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You Might Be in Education If…
– You believe the staff room should have a valium salt lick.<br />n- You find humor in other people's stupidity.<br />n- You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all you holidays and summers free."<br />n- You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.<br />n- You…