Cowboy Wisdom

–Don't name a cow you plan to eat.<br />n–Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.<br />n–Keep skunks, bankers, and lawyers at a distance.<br />n–Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.<br />n–Don't squat down with your spurs on.<br />n–Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.<br />n–Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin you none.<br />n–Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.<br />n–If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin.<br />n–It don't take a genius to spot a sheep in a herd of cows.<br />n–The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin.<br />n–If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.<br />n–Only cows know why they stampede.<br />n–Always drink upstream from the herd.<br />n–If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.<br />n–Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. <br />n–Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.<br />n–When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.<br />n–Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's good to know what it was.<br />n–Never miss a good chance to shut up.<br />n–There are more horses asses than horses.<br />n–There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. <br />n–There are three kinds of men: <br />n The one that learns by reading. <br />n The few who learn by observation. <br />n The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.<br />n–Most smart asses just don't fit all that well in a saddle.<br />n–If you work for the man, ride for his brand.<br />n–Solvin' problems is like throwin' cattle. Dig your heels on the big ones and grab the little ones 'round the neck.<br />n–Like a good cowboy, a good hat just gets better as it gets older.