I received this from a friend via e-mail and couldn't resist posting it.<br />n<br />nJeff Foxworthy's comments on Montana:<br />n<br />n<br />n1. If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Great Falls, Billings or Bozeman (while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn)………You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n2. If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord……..You might live in Montana<br />n<br />n3. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by……….You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n4. If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation…….You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n5. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't even work there…….You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n6. If your husband's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead……You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n7. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time……….You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n8. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches……..You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n9. If you know how to correctly pronounce Butte…………..You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n10. If you measure distance in hours……………You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n11. If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup……………You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n12. If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day……..You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n13. If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching…..You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n14. If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events………..You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n15. If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked…..You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n16. If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball game……….You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n17. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them……..You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n18. If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time…….You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n19. If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on opening day of hunting season…………You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n20. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit……….You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n21. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow………You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n22. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction………You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n23. If you consider Red Lodge exotic………..You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n24. If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your cottonwood………You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n25. If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition………..You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n26. If you find 0 degrees a "little chilly"…………………You might live in Montana.<br />n<br />n27. If you actually understand these observations, and you forward them to all your Montana friends………………………..You must live in Montana.<br />n<br />nThe sad thing is how true these all are. I can relate to almost every one of them.