<em>Q: How do you make holy water?<br />n<br />nA: Put it on the stove and boil the hell out of it.</em><br />n<br />nThanks to <a href="http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2006/08/holy_water_1.html">Ozguru</a> for this one.<br />n<br />nI laughed at this one till I hurt for some reason. Then I saw this next one and really had a good roll on the floor.<br />n<br />n<em>PETA sues FermiLab for cruelty to Schrödinger's Cat; outcome uncertain</em><br />n<br />nThanks to <a href="http://www.hboeck.de/item/371">Johannes</a> for this one.<br />n<br />nThis one really struck me. I guess I needed a really good laugh for two such jokes to set me off but they did. Thanks to those who posted them, I needed it.<br />n<br />n<strong>I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. Woody Allen</strong>