Bull

Shamelessly stolen from <a href="http://www.sfolife.net/?p=1771">Randy</a>.<br />n<br />nA man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the exhibits was breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”<br />n<br />nThe wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”<br />n<br />nThey walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, “This bull mated 120 times last year.”<br />n<br />nThe wife hit her husband again and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn from him.”<br />n<br />nThey walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, “This bull mated 365 times last year.”<br />n<br />nThe wife got really excited and said, “That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this big fella.”<br />n<br />nThe husband looked at her and said, “Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow.”<br />n<br />nThe husband’s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable.