The Facts of Life

1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.<br />n 2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.<br />n 3. Money can't buy happiness…But it sure makes misery easier to live with.<br />n 4. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.<br />n 5. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.<br />n 6. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.<br />n 7. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br />n 8. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.<br />n 9. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.<br />n 10. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.<br />n<br />nHat tip to <a href="http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2005/11/the_facts_of_li.html"> ozguru of G'day Mate (Mk III)</a> for this one.