Hunting

A father and son went hunting together for the first time.<br />nThe father said, Stay here and be very QUIET. Ill be across<br />nthe field.<br />n<br />nAn hour later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and<br />nran back to his son.<br />n<br />n"What's wrong?", the father asked. " I told you to be quiet!"<br />n<br />nThe son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake<br />nslithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed<br />ndown my neck. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my<br />npant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or<br />ntake them with us?', I guess I just panicked…."