Die Laughing

Thanks to <a href="http://ozguru.mu.nu/archives/2005/07/cowboy.html">Peskie at G'day mate</a> for this. I thought I would die laughing.<br />n<br />nCowboy<br />n<br />nThe Easterner had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to buy himself the spread of his dreams in Wyoming.<br />n<br />n"So, what did you name the ranch?" asked his best friend when he flew out to visit.<br />n<br />n"We had a heck of a time," admitted the new cowboy. "Couldn't agree on anything. We finally settled on the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch."<br />n<br />n"Wow!" his friend was impressed. "So, where are all your cows?"<br />n<br />n"None of 'em survived the branding."<br />n<br />