Tough

Now I will be the first to admit, I hate turkey. I haven't touched the stuff in years. I can barley take the smell of it. Can you imagine though how tough <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gQHs_tL9kLuqJ6usDjqcYTLiGkZAD8T363V80">this turkey was</a>?<br />n<br />n<blockquote>A Minnesota man basted a 72-pound turkey to trounce his sister in their annual sibling rivalry over who can prepare the biggest Thanksgiving bird.</blockquote><br />n<br />n72 Pounds. That had to be the worst turkey in the world. I can't imagine how tough and stringy it was. An old tom ready for disposal. 72 pounds. I never thought they could get that big. I see wild turkeys all the time and they are normal size. 72 pounds, I can't even imagine. 72 pounds of the worst meat imaginable in the civilized world. How awful.<br />n<br />n<strong>The human mind is capable of excitement without the application of gross and violent stimulants; and he must have a very faint perception of its beauty and dignity who does not know this.<br />nWilliam Wordsworth</strong>