Nuclear Power

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.<br />nHe immediately turns to her and makes his move. You know," he says,"<br />nI've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with<br />nyour fellow passenger. So let's talk."<br />nThe blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says<br />nto the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"<br />n<br />n"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"<br />n<br />n"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let<br />nme ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same<br />nstuff, grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat<br />npatty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you<br />nsuppose that is?"<br />n<br />nThe guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest<br />nidea."<br />n<br />n"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to<br />ndiscuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?