Halloween

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />nWalking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nTerrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him<br />n<br />n<br />nFASTER…<br />n<br />n<br />nFASTER…<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nBUMP…<br />n<br />n<br />nHe runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nHowever, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nclappity-BUMP…<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nclappity-BUMP…<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nclappity-BUMP…<br />n<br />n<br />non his heels, the terrified man runs.<br />n<br />n<br />nRushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.<br />n<br />n <br />n<br />nWith a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.<br />n<br />n<br />nBumping and clapping toward him.<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nThe man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of Vicks formula 44 cough syrup!<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nDesperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />nand, <a class="block_level" href="http://www.sarpysam.com/archives/2167-Halloween.html#extended">Continue reading "Halloween"</a>