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I got this in e-mail the other day and found it very humourous. Hope you do to.<br />n<br />nWhy it is good to be a man?<br />n<br />n1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.<br />n2. Your orgasms are real. Always.<br />n3. Your last name stays put..<br />n4. The garage is all yours..<br />n5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.<br />n6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.<br />n7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.<br />n8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.<br />n9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.<br />n10. Same work .. more pay.<br />n11. Wrinkles-add character.<br />n12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.<br />n13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.<br />n14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.<br />n15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.<br />n16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.<br />n17. One mood, ALL the damn time.<br />n18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.<br />n19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.<br />n20. You can open all your own jars.<br />n26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."<br />n27. No maxi-pads.<br />n28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.<br />n29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.<br />n30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<br />n31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.<br />n32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.<br />n33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.