Don’t Try These

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies<br />n<br />n1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of<br />nboiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost<br />ninstantly removed.<br />n<br />n2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by<br />ngetting someone else to hold them while you chop away.<br />n<br />n3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by<br />nsimply using the sink.<br />n<br />n4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for<br />na few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use<br />na timer.<br />n<br />n5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you<br />nfrom rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze<br />nbutton.<br />n<br />n6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you<br />nwill be afraid to cough.<br />n<br />n7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will<br />nforget about the toothache.