Things to Remember

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.<br />n<br />nNever pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.<br />n<br />nIf you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.<br />n<br />nAnd finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.<br />n<br />n<b>If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Milton Berle </b>