The Case of The Killer Cow

I will start up front by saying this is kind of tragic since someone was killed but the way it is reported makes it funny.<br />n<br />n<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4080010.stm">'Killer cow' arrested in Nigeria</a><br />n<br />n<blockquote>The stray animal attacked the man from behind as he was urinating on a motorway near the country's commercial city of Lagos, a police spokesman said.</blockquote><br />n<br />nThe way this is put just cracks me up. Step out to take a piss and a cow attacks you.<br />n<br />n<blockquote>"You know what it will take to arrest a mad cow?" one of the policemen taking part in the operation was later quoted as saying by a local newspaper. <br />n<br />n"We applied ingenuity and arrested the cow, which is now being detained at the station," he said. </blockquote><br />n<br />nI can't get the picture out of my mind of this cow in handcuffs being read his rights and then standing behind bars. It just strikes me as funny even though I know it shouldn't.<br />n<br />nI will say the animal needs destroyed. Any critter that attacks humans for no reason needs to be put down for everyones safety.<br />n<br />n<b>It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little Raymond Chandler</b>