McDonald’s versus Submarines

I come across this while searching how to resize a reiserfs partition. I thought I was going to die laughing. Most of this humor will only be understood by another submariner but they are very good. Enjoy.<br />n<br />n<br />n<br />n<b>The Top 100 Reasons McDonald's is better than Submarines</b><br />n<br />n<br />n 1) No McORSE<br />n 2) If you have to take a piss, you can go take a piss. No questions asked.<br />n 3) You'll never have to go port and starboard on the fryer.<br />n 4) Better pay.<br />n 5) The fucking sun.<br />n 6) Air.<br />n 7) The boxes of food at McDonald's aren't stamped "Rejected by Hardee's" or "Not fit for human consumption".<br />n 8.) The ability to call in sick.<br />n 9) The ability to quit.<br />n 10) McDonald's doesn't get their uniforms from the same company as the state penitentary.<br />n <a class="block_level" href="http://www.sarpysam.com/archives/922-McDonalds-versus-Submarines.html#extended">Continue reading "McDonald's versus Submarines"</a>