Ironic Truths

COWS:<br />nIt is amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. They also tracked her calves to their stalls … but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.<br />n <br />nCONSTITUTION:<br />nThey keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.<br />n <br />nTEN COMMANDMENTS:<br />nThe real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse …you cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", "Thou shalt not commit adultery", and "Thou shalt not bear false witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!!!<br />n<br />nThanks to sometimes commenter Joe G for the e-mail with this one. I really like the Constitution one.<br />n<br />n<b>After ages of bombast, the rhetoric of virtue has become ironic and shy. Mason Cooley</b>