Fly

I have always wondered how Santa and the reindeer flew. <a title="Santa Cited for Marijuana Possession" href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20041217/ap_on_fe_st/santa_pot" target="_blank">Now I know</a>.<br />n<br />n<blockquote>A deputy who works at the school found the marijuana while searching the coat for identification after a teacher found it in the bathroom. The man dressed as Santa approached the deputy a short time later and identified the coat. <br />n<br />nThe man denied the pot was his. His wife, who was at the school to take pictures of Santa with the students, apparently did not know the marijuana was in her husband's coat, officials said. <br />n<br />n"She was not happy," Lt. Paul Jones said. "It's going to be a long ride back to the North Pole." </blockquote><br />n<br />nA real long ride!<br />n<br />n<b>Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. Victor Borge</b>