Cow Police

Well it looks like before too much longer the <a href="http://www.billingsgazette.com//index.php?id=1&display=rednews/2004/02/24/build/nation/65-madcow.inc">Dead Cow Police (DCP)</a> might come knocking on my door. I knew this would be coming. Testing of dead critters. When you run your cattle in big pastures sometimes you don't find a dead cow until she is nothing but bones and then how are you going to test it. They will probable fine the producer for not finding thier dead cows sooner. <br />n<br />nMaybe this will help with my coyote problem though. It only takes a couple of days for a dead critter to be completely consumed by the coyotes so maybe, just maybe, the DCP will have to kill and test all the coyotes for <acronym title="Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy">BSE</acronym>. Sounds like a plan to me. Another thought, since wolves eat cows will we have to get rid of them so they don't eat the evidence of a sick cow that has <acronym title="Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy">BSE</acronym>. Lot's of implications here, doesn't it sound like so much fun. <br />n<br />n<b>If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" Will Rogers</b>